Come one and all, bearing yule tide greetings, and we'll beat you to death with a chocolate log. This year we will not be celebrating this 'shiny commercial feast' they call Christmas. This year we shall be 'Tacky and cheap!' We shall hang Santa, have pizza instead of mince pies, lager instead of 'Mulled wine!' and binge on Rudolph sandwiches. Santa will have a full sack as usual(He doesn't get out much) but instead of expensive vanilla tat, it will be filled with £1 fetish goodies. So instead of a cold winters evening with the TV, you can warm your partners 'Rump steak!' with a prezzie from the £1 shop!
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