Once upon a time (actually its a little over six years ago) an eager young prince (you have to imagine here, cos i'm talking about myself) living in this green and pleasant land, this sceptred isle of ours (that's the good old UK) met a wicked, cruel and despicably evil Mistress (that would be LadyLinda). At the time the wicked, evil Queen (that would be LadyLinda again) was living in a faraway castle (which was located 5000 miles away in Rhode Island, in the good old US of A) tending to her stable of slaves in her dark dungeon of despair (she did have a basement that i remember 'hanging around' in when i went to visit her castle). This online meeting was to change their lives forever.
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